notthehellyourwhales:

alaricsaltzbuns:

tomhiddlesbitch:

cancerously:

superblys:

anti-shipper:

the-greatest-companion:

castaneacreations:

thegoodlannister:

schwarzweis:

thegoodlannister:

My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.

This is what I did with it.

since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING

legitimately crying

My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…

it got better

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER

(via skepsiss)

Cyanide & Happiness; #2902

Cyanide & Happiness; #2902

OMG, HAHA!

OMG, HAHA!

EDWARD CULLEN…

tigerbun:

reichenfeels:

lurida-lurida:

Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.

Bella:I trust you.

Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.

Normal Person: 

Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.

Supernatural Fan:

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.

Edward Cullen: I want to ki—

Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you

Sherlock Fan

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you

Mass Effect Fan: In which color?

(Source: liiiiivya, via m4rymac)

“Avada Kedavra” (Hakuna Matata Parody)

 Harry Potter + The Lion King = ?

(Source: nosheetjohnlock)

  • Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
  • Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
  • Band member: *laughs*
  • Me: *laughs*
  • Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
  • Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
  • Band member: What?
  • Me: What?
  • Band member:
  • Me:
  • Band member:
  • Me:
  • Band member:
  • Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
  • Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
  • Me: Poster.
  • Band member: But -
  • Me: Poster.

Tags: Funny LOL

nomadicsorcerer:

I’m weak right now. lmao.
jessimonster:

This made me die of laughter.


 ”Yo mama so ugly, even the whomping willow wouldn’t hit that.”

nomadicsorcerer:

I’m weak right now. lmao.

jessimonster:

This made me die of laughter.

 ”Yo mama so ugly, even the whomping willow wouldn’t hit that.”

(via chasing-celestial-shadows)

gamefreaksnz:

Vegetable revelations

Blonde Joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was… ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!”