tigerbun:
reichenfeels:
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.

Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:

Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.

Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you
Sherlock Fan:

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you
Mass Effect Fan: In which color?

(Source: liiiiivya, via m4rymac)
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was… ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!”